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6 New 7 Plys

Well, we finally did it. We finally managed to get our collective crap together long enough to design and manufacture six new skateboard decks. You can view them directly above these words. Skate or Fry is a graphic concept that has been in my sketchbook for about four years. Finally inked that dude on paper. R.I.P. is pretty self-explanatory. We gave up on caring about all the bullshit a long time ago. Like A Boss? Not us. 2 Birds needs no explanation either. It’s just a word-play joke. And the Nate’s needed some new graphics so I drew some weird dudes sitting in chairs. Pretty deep, huh?

Okay, go enjoy your weekend. Tell your friends Roger loves them. Except your friend Greg. That dude smells weird.

 

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    Roger’s Boutique

    Four (of five) new t-shirts that are now available from the fine folks at Roger Brand Skateboard Company Inc. We also reprinted the Curb Cuts graphic on a nice sweatshirt grey colored short sleeve shirt. Nice and light for Summer. As always, go tell the dipshit working behind the counter of your local skateshop to pretend like they know what’s up and have them order some Roger crud. We’re not doing this for our health.

    Just kidding. We’re totally doing Roger for our health. Roger lowers cholesterol. And gives old dudes boners.

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      News Hit

      I grabbed this photo off of our distributor’s Instagram feed. Looks like our snapback painter’s caps are in stock. They come with a top-print and a little Roger button to boot. Bug your local shop to buy some for their discount rack.

      We also have some new t-shirts that I’ll show you tomorrow and 6 new boards that I’ll show you on Friday. Don’t wanna freak y’all out with too much rad shit all at once.

       

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        As It Is Written

        Start the weekend off right with a brand-new Max Taylor solo edit from your friends at Roger Skateboards. Stoke Levels Rising!

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          Friday

          Max Taylor – gap out to Smith grind: photo by Meat Fort.

          Max Taylor solo-edit dropping Friday morning. If you’re a fan of picturesque skateboarding, you’ll want to view.

          Days late, but Nate LaCoste is totally cutting sheet up right here.

          Let’s kick the rest of this week’s balls. Deal?

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            Flip In Flip Out

            We all know he can flip in and flip out, but sometimes an ollie is sufficient. Trill Bill gets airborne over dilapidated housing. Photo by Max Hull.

            New skateboard fun time edit coming soon along with some other new crap that we keep talking about. We’d apologize but we’re too busy being grown-ups.

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              Read A Book

              Celebrating 4/20 by making more dumb pot jokes. And please don’t make the assumption that Roger is jumping on the bandwagon by making idiotic marijuana products. Weed & Cobras was drawn back in 2007 and was originally going to be a Bueno graphic, so we’re damn near six years deep in this dumb shit.

              More new products coming later this week. And by later this week I mean next week. This week is almost over, bro.

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                Millionaires

                6 new board graphics, 4 new t-shirts, 1 old t-shirt on a different type of t-shirt, and a cutting-edge hat coming sooner than your butt can fathom.

                In the meantime, just be stoked.

                Rog Dat.

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                  Up River?

                  Days late and dollars short, but here’s LaCoste with an upstream frontside 5-0 courtesy of SLAP’s Photozzola.

                  The Bill Pierce told me he had an animated sequence over at this internet. Turns out, no lies.

                  Bye till later. Like, tomorrow or Saturday later. No Hobo.

                   

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                    Long Arms = Strong Arms

                    Updates were promised and updates were denied. Our bad. We have a good excuse though. LIFE. She’s a cruel mistress sometimes.

                    Nevertheless, don’t think that the Roger Corp. isn’t hard at work making skateboarding slightly less (or more) stupid one day at a time. Expect a few new edits in the next month and new t-shirts and skateboard graphics hecka soon too. We think you guys will be jazzed. Or jizzed? Hopefully both?

                    We’ll annoy you more later. For now, we weep. I mean, sleep. Nah, just kidding. Tons of crying.

                     

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