I was supposed to do this update on the 14th. I'm a little late, sorry.

More updates from Bill:

I painted something. It doesn't have tits though. It still alright.

I got this off the best blog. http://www.ignoredprayers.blogspot.com/

It would of better if it was set on Hoth. On Tatooine you have Jawas and Sand people watching. At least on Hoth you can have Wompa skinned condoms.

I bring this out just incase I have to slice my own pizza. But instead all I did was this lousy frontside swordslide.

Bill also wanted you to know that he has a new pet. It's a pop and lochness monster.

11.12.08

Update from Bill:

One, Two, Three.

Bill is also working on a "Breakfast with Bill" column for the site. Here's what he sent so far...

In other news: Soap of the month!

My friend Brandon kickflipped to fakie something.

The New Beginning

Holy shit.

We self-destructed our website yesterday by posting Bill Pierces's footage. I don't know what 19.92 GB of traffic means, but that's what made our account shut down. Our apologies. We didn't really anticipate that happening since before yesterday only fourteen people had visited this site.

Anyway... Bill wanted you to watch this video.

Oh and did you hear that we're going to have a new president? Stoked.

Super Tuesday, 2008

Today is the day that we announce the very first winner of the Roger of the month program.

Are you ready? Yeah?

The very first winner of the Roger of the month program is none other than Brookyln's own Bill Pierce.

In Bill's own words: "Yerp, my name is Bill Pierce, I am 20, a Libra, I live in Brooklyn, I dig transvestite humor, and play Final Fantasy video games on my free time.I thought I'd send footage to you guys because if I never tried, I would of regretted it somehow in the future. Thank you. -Bill"

Check out Bill's winning footage on the Video page of the site. And check back because Bill will be posting news on the site for November and will also have an interview up on the site later this month.

Congratulations Bill!

On a side note, if you're old enough to vote and you're registered then you better get your ass out there today and do it. If you're old enough to vote and you're not registered then please don't skate Roger brand skateboard products. We're not down with dipshits.

10.26.08

Hi there.

Welcome to the weekend.

Jeremy Holmes doesn't skate for us anymore. Which sort of makes us wish we hadn't spent an hour making this animated gif the other night. Actually we don't really care about the lost hour. Jeremy is one of our favorite dudes ever and we wish him the best of luck with his future endeavors.

Half of the company is going to be in London for the next week. So if updates are slow... blame Europe

The baby animal of October is definitely the tapir.

What day is it?

Whoah, sorry about that. We forgot we had a skateboard company for a little bit. Did anything happen while we were away? Has the Mega Ramp gotten any bigger? Are tie-dyes still acceptable? Are kids still saying "epic?"

Anyway... we just notified the winner of the very first Roger Of The Month for November 2008. If we notified you then you won. If we didn't notify you then don't slit your wrists just yet. Remember, the contest is monthly and the footage rolls over month to month. So maybe you'll win next month... or maybe not. We'll be announcing the first winner and posting the footage the first week of November.

In other news, Jeremy Holmes has a trick or two in the new fourduos montage. If you haven't seen it yet then check it out. If you have seen it then you can watch it again or not. Totally up to you dude.

We're working on some new graphics right now. This one almost made it into the catalog before we realized it had a cuss word on it. And was promoting drug use. So we just made it into a sticker instead.

This rabbit's ears look like little fuzzy airplane wings.

Sieben nose wheelied something.

Today's cobra splash page was sent to us from Brecon White. Thanks Brecon.

9-19-08

Thanks to everybody who has already sent in footage for the Roger Of The Month (ROTM) program. The first winner will be notified mid-October. There is no cut-off date for footage because the program will be ongoing so keep it coming.

We just ordered some Roger shirts. They should be available sometime around Christmas or maybe in a few weeks. If you're under thirty, this helps explain the joke.

This was a graphic we really wanted to run in our first line but we decided against it because we didn't want to get our asses sued off. We still think it's funny though.

If you like Sieben's drawings but you hate Roger you could skate one of these. (Thanks John.)

Seven minutes and twenty one seconds of rad.

...and soap of the month.

(Today's splash page was sent to us from Danny Griffin. If you want to have your splash page on the site, send an 800x600 (pixels) jpeg to sieben@rogerskateboards.com. If we like it we'll stick it up there. If we don't like it... we'll probably stick it up there anyway.)

9-11-08

We just launched a new page on the site. See it over there? Bottom right corner. Yeah, that's it. Roger of the month. What's Roger of the month? Click the button silly. (more details coming later.)

In other news, Porous Walker sent us this amazing new wheel idea.

Working on some new board graphics for Holiday '08. We're joking...

My friend Brandon back tailslid something.

9-09-08

We never met you Van Wastell, but our hearts and thoughts go out to your friends and family. Rest in Peace young man.

8-29-08

Our front-man Sieben has an interview on the Slap site right now so check it out.

Since Marc Johnson turned us down we've decided to go a different direction with our team. Get your footage together ladies and gentlemen, I think you've got a shot. We'll explain everything next week.

Jeremy Holmes nollie-flipped something.

8-15-08

Sieben has a little online interview over at the Citrus Report. So doesBen Colen. And Cody Hudson.

We've been interviewing bands for the Roger sitcom theme song. So far these dudes are in last place.

And if you haven't watched Jack Sabback's part in the new Traffic video yet then you're totally blowing it. That guy is ridiculously awesome.

Half of the company is going to be out of town for the next month so if updates are slow... blame it on Stacy.